Let me break down some of the foods I eat:
- Potatoes
- Hot dogs
- Eggs
- Macaroni and cheese
- Broccoli
- Cottage cheese
- Most fruit
- Carrots
- Beef
- Pork
- Cheese
- Salt
- Pastries
The list of things I don't eat is longer than most epic poems. Here's a small selection:
- Turkey
- Chicken
- Salami
- Pepperoni
- Fish
- Pepper
- Curry
- Mustard
- Chili
- Squash
- Beans
- Pickles
- Oranges
- Cauliflower
- Olives
- Tomatoes
- Bell peppers
- Onions
- Cheesecake
A few days ago, I began actively trying to shorten this list. Already, it is hard and at times unpleasant. But I am trying! To start things off, I ate about a tablespoon of baked beans earlier this week. I did not relish the slightly mushy texture, but the taste was not as horrific as I remember it being 7 or so years ago.
I am tired of having the most complicated order at the table! I am tired of being told that 24 is too old to order off the kids' menu! It's finally time for me to start eating like a grown-up! So let's adventure off the kids' menu and see what we find....
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